Hmmm...

Just wondering if anyone even visits this blog anymore?

Drinking Advice For The Masses

1. Don't drink Red Bull & Gin After 1am.

2. Don't drink Red Bull & Gin Ever.

Blurg.

This time... To the power of ten.

Blurg.

Deep Thoughts

Is it wrong to list one of your private thoughts under the "Favorite Quotes" sections on your Facebook profile?

Because.
(A response to my sister's Why?)

Why do so many people like to squeal their tires here? - Small genitalia

Why can't some kids just learn how to read? - illittarit pairants

Why do I always think I will pick up only one or two things at the grocery store and never get a cart and end up trying to carry fifteen items to the check out and making a complete ass out of myself? - It's in your genes.

Why does everyone think I am ten years younger than I am? - Apparently you will appreciate this in 10 years.

Why do I hear of so many politicians and government representatives going out for lavish steak dinners every other night and yet so many kids are coming to school hungry every morning? - Selfish politicians.

Why do I put things off? - It's in your genes.

Why am I not married or in a relationship? - Because you're not willing to settle for mediocrity. You deserve the best.

Why can't I find any decent fair trade coffee in this city? - U can make this happen.

Why am I writing this blog? - Because.

Today I Learned...

That, despite my best efforts this morning, the volume button on my remote control does not turn off the alarm clock that's going off on the other side of the room.